misfitelijah acidtngue

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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webofgoodnews forestunseen
Im scared of relationships so if i make you mine, just know you’re pretty damn special

(via swaqqer-of-a-cripple)

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lesbians-run-the-world vivodandovueltas
bratsquad zmizet
gold-kushkloudz dressicathepizza

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

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zohbugg planetpuddingbrain

subvocaloscillations:

comebacknow:

YOU KNOW WHO DOESN’T GET NEARLY ENOUGH GOD DAMN RECOGNITION???

MOTHERTRUCKIN’ KISSIN’ KATE BARLOW.

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this bitch stole men’s treasure, killed them, kissed them and when she died — she went the most painful way ON PURPOSE and fucking DIED. LAUGHING. without letting anyone know WHERE her treasure was.

bad ass bitch to the triple max

I always thought she was underappreciated.

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comebacknow forestunseen